{"fact":"Heat occurs several times a year and can last anywhere from 3 to 15 days.","length":73}
{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
{"slip": { "id": 121, "advice": "If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip."}}
{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
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Jesse Max Barber was an African-American journalist, teacher and dentist.
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{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
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