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Battles Without Honor and Humanity: Final Episode is a 1974 Japanese yakuza film directed by Kinji Fukasaku. It is the final film in a five-part series that Fukasaku made in a span of just two years.
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Dereje Wordofa Gidda DBA is an Ethiopian humanist, development expert, social policy analyst and United Nations diplomat. He currently serves as the 4th and first African president of SOS Children's Villages - the world's largest non-profit organization focused on catering for children without parental care. Previously, he served as assistant secretary-general and deputy executive director for the United Nations Population Fund, based in New York, head of regional policy at Oxfam based in Oxford and deputy program director of Save the Children UK. Wordofa holds doctorate degree in business administration (DBA) from University of Bradford.
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